honey bunches of taint.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Randomize
