U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
