We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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