You surviving the open bar?
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apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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