hell yes lets make some ravioli
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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