I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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