you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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