how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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