p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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