I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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