Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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