I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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