Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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