i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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