But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
How naked do you want me to be?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
