So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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