is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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