And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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