Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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