Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Randomize
