no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
