I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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