you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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