Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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