this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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