Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You've changed since you got that strap on
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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