Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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