When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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