I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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