Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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