Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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