I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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