Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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