ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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