I CAN MOONWALK!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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