I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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