physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Pants are for mortals
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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