One girl and one boy is just not enough.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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