hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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