why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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