I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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