Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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