i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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