I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Boobs are out for the taking
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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