Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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