Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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