Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
