No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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