all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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