this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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