Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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